"Lady Marni, we have received the parrot from King’s Landing, the maesters have met and it has been agreed; Summer is coming."
"But what does this mean, Sir Rufus Bear-atheon?"
"It means the great suns of the east have risen and will bathe our land in sunshine and joy. But where there is light, there is dark. For this also means we must wear bathing suits in public."
"We must prepare. We must train our "sweater-weather" bodies with aerobics classes taught by Syrio Forel , we must stock pile casks of Arbor White for sangria, we must ask the Dothraki where they purchased those terrific leather sandals, we must rent a summer share of a house in Dorne…"
"Oh, Sir Rufus, there is much to be done if we are to face this summer the way the House of Marni should. Where should we even begin?!"
"I would recommend we start with the sangria."
Game of Thrones is back, as is bikini season. I have only one thing to say…”Summer is coming, brace yourselves.”