I am a lady and a lady thinks before she speaks. When she does speak, she does so in an eloquent manner befitting her station.
Things I have said today:
“I think he is a genetic mutation.”
“Room temperature yogurt is the least sexy thing I’ve ever heard.”
“She is an asshole and they’re all dead to me!”
“Carbohydrates are evil little bastards.”
“I’m scared I blacked out for a minute at my desk and googled ‘rodents in headware.’”
“It’s just a blog called Rats in Hats and it is exactly what it sounds like.”