Marni: I saw the Muppets yesterday
Christina: OMG what?
Marni: …like the movie
Marni: Not in real life! I didn’t bump into Miss Piggy in the elevator.. If I did, that probably means I had a small stroke
Marni: You’ll never guess who I ran into at Starbucks! Fozzie Bear. Yep, he was ordering a frappucinno.