Lindsay: Especially now that I’m in legal profession and this professor’s telling me I can’t borrow money from clients or sleep with them..like whats the point of being a lawyer?
Marni: That’s not what I saw on Ally McBeal
Lindsay: OR the good wife
Lindsay: So like, I was really mislead into the legal profession
Marni: Sort of like me and fashion where I thought I’d magically lose 15lbs and get free clothes on the regular and most of what I would do would be to stand next to a mannequin and put a bow on it and go “voila!”, and drink champagne
Marni: Instead I was sweating balls in Chinatown as I lugged samples from one rat infested show room to another for like 5 bucks a day whilst getting called fat.
Marni: Our TV show lives would be so much better…like right now we’d be having this conversation in person, during a “lunch break” as we sported head to toe Chanel and sipped cappuccinos