What To Wear to Fashion Week- A Guide
NYFW (New York Fashion Week) is upon us and OMG (Oh My God) you guys, getting dressed is like super hard. FML, right? Wrong! You do not have to worry your little flower crowned heads one bit because I have provided you with a fail safe wardrobe guide for NYFW. YSW (You’re So Welcome)
Though it is legal to go topless in the great Empire State, I still strongly recommend you wear something to cover your ta-tas. A T-shirt is a great choice, as is a tank top, sweater, or even the top part of a dress. If you’re stuck, ask yourself “Does this have a neck hole and two arm holes?” If the answer is yes, go for it! Congratulations, you are wearing a shirt!
Again, though NYC is a very fun loving, style minded place, it is also absolutely infested with germs. To avoid butt-to-subway-seat-contact, I recommend wearing a bottom. This could be a skirt, could be pants, or even some bike shorts. Hey, fashion is all about self expression, so feel free to go wild and wear a skort.
Stepping barefooted into hobo pee is not tres chic, so let’s cover those tootsies with what the Spanish call “Zapatos.” Just slide your lil’ piggies into a flat, heel or fancy Croc and you will find yourself with a spring in your step and another barrier against dysentery.
You’re gonna need your stuff. You know, keys, phone, wallet, gummi snacks, chapstick, and emergency gummi snacks. But holding all that stuff is lameskis. Why not find a satchel made of leather or cloth or even plastic and just put your stuff in that? Now your hands are free to put on your hips as you strike a fierce pose. Look at you, you style star!
Just wear the weirdest clothing you have, and all of the jewelry you own at once like you are escaping your homeland, and then hope someone discovers you. Simple.