October 2011
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About Me
Marni’s World: Marni was born in the year of the rabbit, which explains not only her extreme cuteness, but also her penchant for hip hop and magic tricks. The youngest person ever to time travel, she succeeded in changing the course of history so that mankind would not be ruled by robots. For her efforts, she was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Her subsequent book, “My Pet Dinosaur; How...
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What If?
Christina: What if someone like casually stepped up behind you, and just watched as you made a portrait of yourself flying a unicorn to saturn? Marni: They’d be like there’s marni.. Marni: ..drawing a unicorn Marni: ..in space Marni: ..AGAIN.
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Weather Report
Marni’s World: Hey there, New York! Today’s forecast calls for highs in the low seventies to lows in the high fifties. Strong chance of thunderstorms this afternoon, tapering off to a windy downpour for the rest of the evening. Due to this severe weather, we are putting all of mid to lower Manhattan on a HIGH SNUGGIE ALERT. Folks, please try to stay indoors with flannel and avoid...
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Diva
Marni’s World:
Rider for Miss Marnoncye Miss Marnoncye (M) agrees to perform 10-12 songs of her choosing at the Bowery Ballroom if the following conditions are met: 1. One barrel of cheez-balls, one large bowl of Sour Patch Kids™, one gallon of Stumptown Ice Coffee, and one cheese plate with 3-4 assorted cheeses from Murray’s Cheese must be present in the green room. 2. Green room...
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“An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an...”
– G. K. Chesterton
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Witchy Woman
Marni’s World: “Halloween isn’t just one day, it’s a whole month, it’s a state of mind, it’s an attitude.” said Rufus, the bear cub with alcoholic tendencies. “Well,” I said, “you do have a point.” “So you’ll have some more pumpkin beer?” “Fine, but why do we have to wear witch hats?” “When...
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Unreal estate
Real World: Places I would like to live- 1. Hogwarts 2. Hundred Acre Wood 3.Stars Hollow 4. Where the Wild Things Are 5. Neverland 6. Wonderland 7. Atlantis 8. Giant Peach 9. Sesame Street 10. Kings Landing Marni’s World:
Places, where for some reason, there are no real estate listings. Um hello, why are there no resources for those of us who would like a nice 1BR with a view of Hogsmeade?...
September 2011
19 posts
Visit
Marni’s World:
Make way for Prince Ali Say hey! It’s Prince Ali Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar Hey you! Let us through! It’s a bright new star! Oh Come! Be the first on your block to meet his eye! There’s no question this Ali’s alluring Never ordinary, never boring Everything about the man just plain impresses He’s a winner, he’s a whiz,...
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Claire: $20 for 6 beers, and BYOfood:) Claire : the BYOF got me Marni: BYOF is so intriguing Marni: So I could bring like a bag of cheetos.. to a bar Marni: and everyone would be like, oh totally normal? Marni: DREAM COME TRUE
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Sweet Dreams
Marni’s World: Dear Bed, I’m sorry for leaving you that way this morning. I hope you know I didn’t want to go. The night we spent together was magic, your sweet embrace was a dream come true. But fate is a cruel mistress and I had to leave. My daytime obligations tore us asunder, and turned our happy romance into that of star-crossed lovers. But fret not, dear beddykins, for I...
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Autumn Songs
Rufus is very excited for autumn. Autumn has some of his favorite things; plaid, sweaters, cider, cider doughnuts and butternut squash soup and most importantly, hot toddys. (Rufus would like me to add hot teddys too) Here are some songs to get you and yours ready for fall.
Marni: and I’m like dont take them away from me, they’re all I have in this crazy, mixed up world Marni: If not for them, then what? …Bet you didn’t realize I was talking about cheese fries. Unless you know me, because then it was probably the first thing you thought of.
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Soccer
Marni’s World:
Hello and Welcome to the Willamsburg Recreational Soccer League! Before we dive in, there are a few important things to know: Uniforms: We will be wearing American Apparel 50/50 Deep V Tees in XXS. Please do your best to find a tee bought before 2005 so it will have indie cred. Wire frame glasses are also mandatory to protect your eyes from flying objects and overrated street...
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Nick: I really should contact my IT department and have them pull my history Nick: and see how many times the word “Beyonce” is in the URL
