Marni’s World: I am a Jabberwock,my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch! Real World: Eating Bugles off my fingers and pretending they are talons. Just another Wednesday.
Marni’s World: One minute after yoga- I am so zen. I’m at one with the world and all is fine. Oh hello little rat rustling through garbage, how are you this evening? Don’t you know that we are all made of stardust? You didn’t? Well now you do! I hope you use all your senses to fully enjoy the bounty of the trash can and to acknowledge all the devine forces that...
No unloving words were ever spoken, and everything was held up as another small...– Everything is Illuminated
Marni’s World: Blanket Burrito A recipe by Chef Marni Ingredients: 1 Fitted Jersey Sheet 1 Top Jersey Sheet 4-4 Pillows (Soft) 1-2 Down Comforters Layer ingredients to your choosing, with pillows ergonomically placed by one’s head, between one’s knees and in the little spoon grabbing position. Then curl up in the fetal position and roll, making sure to have the grip of death on...
Nick: when do you think you’ll be back from the gym? Me: probably 730/8..and we can either go to drinks when I’m smelly or after I shower Me: YOUR CHOICE Me: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
Marni’s World: 9:37am @CoffeeMCHN Morning tweeps, the best part of waking up is some barely palatable coffee in your cup! #Fauxlgers 9:40am @CoffeeMCHN Oh boohoo, you burned yourself. What did you think I was an ice coffee machine? 9:41am: @CoffeeMCHN RT if you agree #CautionThisBeverageMachineisExtremelyHot 10:05am @CoffeeMCHN Do you know what blue tie man? I bet you’ve never even...
Marni’s World: In the long shadow of summer, there lies a night where the veil between the dead and the living is lifted. Skeletons rise from the dark and dance to the dizzying beat of the dance macabre with mere mortals. Sparkling jewels, and the finest robes are splayed out for the taking, and in the resulting crush, souls are torn asunder, lost for breath, fingers still clutched...
Marni’s World: I am just so unmotivated to go to the gym these days, I need there to be a carrot on a string in front of my face. Real World: And by carrot, I mean Cheeto. I guess that’s part of the problem.
Marni: I saw a mouse on the sidewalk by my apt yesterday Claire : NOO Claire: Marni nooo Marni: It was teeny tiny Marni: and outside Marni: it was an outdoor mouse Marni: and it had a teeny tiny pair of chuck taylors on and a teeny little striped sweater. He said his name was Stuart Little and that he was on his way to volunteer! I find personification makes everything less scary. Oh whats...
Marni’s World: “Winter is coming.” I solemenly say as I look out into the ominous horizon. “So it is,” says Rufus the bear cub with alcoholic tendancies. “So it is.” “Yet are we prepared, Rufus? For all that is coming?” “We will prepare for the worst and hope for the best, Princess Marni, we will steel our nerves and gather our loved...
bippityboppityboo: Johnny Cash + Bob Dylan, You...
Marni’s World: There is a six part documentary series, narrated by Morgan Freeman, with a soundtrack by Passion Pit, all about space. It features lots of wide angle shots, dreamy time lapses and every once in a while, it will cut to Ryan Gosling snuggling a baby panda. They will play in a continuous loop on an HD channel which offers many free warm chocolate chip cookie giveaway...
Marni’s World: I officially need a pet wolf, a fur cape, a a baby dragon and about one hundred braids in my hair. Then I shall assemble an army and march south, taking everything in my path. Ah ha ha ha. Real World: Watched so many episodes of Game of Thrones. Holy mackerel.
Real World: I don’t want to be mean, but…. I’m not racist, but… Not to be rude, but…. Marni’s World: I’m going to say something mean, racist and rude right now, so get ready….
Urban Outfitter’s/ American Apparel World: Human girls are built like Barbie dolls, all smooth with no bits that need covering up. Because of this amazing quirk of anatomy, we will make all of our clothes completely transparent! This will save tremendously on fabric costs and look super freaking cool. Real World: Please, please, please stop making all of your clothes completely see through...
At any rate, let us love for a while, for a year or so, you and me. That’s...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, A Diamond as Big as the Ritz