And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees,...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
More Things That Aren't Juice
1. Pizza 2. Chicken Nuggets 3. Dumplings 4. Grilled Cheese 5. Pickles 6. Meatballs 7. Cheetos 8. M&Ms 9. Ice Cream 10. Wine
Musings on a Juice Cleanse
Marni’s World: 1. Is coffee a juice? No? Are you sure? Isn’t it like, the juice of a coffee bean? 2. What about wine? It’s just the juice of a grape which has gone bad, right? 3. Just passed by a platter of free Chinese food at the office. Contented myself by just smelling it and felt proud. Then started wondering if sweet and sour sauce counts as a juice. 4. Apparently...
Conversing like a Normal Person
Coworker: So I have this blog about clouds and what they really mean. It’s supposed to be funny, like this cloud is what it’s like to be a stamp in a world where everyone emails… Marni: Oh my god, that is JUST like the Joni Mitchell song “Both Sides Now” where she originally thinks clouds are fairy castles and scoops of ice cream. But then she realizes, no, clouds...
what my friends from home say i've become like...
casualnewyork: Bye bye little pony.
Answering Simple Questions like a Normal Person
I’ve been trying to not blurt out responses in my daily life, but instead take a pause and answer like a normal person. It is not as easy at it may seem. Q: How’s it Going? Marni’s World: Well, I had a vegetable juice for lunch, so at first I was feeling really healthy and at one with the universe, but now I’m feeling irritable and I just want to slap everyone see in the...