Call Me Maybe
Claire: I can’t believe I didn’t like “call me maybe” Marni: I know Claire: I love it so much now Claire: I was so blase… who am I? Marni: You were so uncertain sometimes…all that beauty is too much to bear, so you have to turn away I’m glad you were able to accept the love and light of Call Me Maybe into your heart Claire: you love it too much...
Marnis of Note
Marni’s World: I have found the portrayal of Marnis in the media to be extremely negative. While Marnis are generally adorable, well-loved creatures, TV and movies have cast them as witches, losers and pyschos. See below for some examples of this travesty: Marnie from Trueblood: This Marnie was an loser who happened to be a witch. She went nuts with power and tried to kill all the...
Summer is Coming
Marni’s World: “Lady Marni, we have received the parrot from King’s Landing, the maesters have met and it has been agreed; Summer is coming.” “But what does this mean, Sir Rufus Bear-atheon?” “It means the great suns of the east have risen and will bathe our land in sunshine and joy. But where there is light, there is dark. For this also means we must...
Marni: Garretface Garret: ohhhhhhh Garret: marnibottomjeans Garret: marniwiththefur Garret: yougotthewholemarnilookingather Garret: marnigetlowlowlowlowlowlowlow Marni: My name should be in more songs Garret: marni and the jets Marni: Marni Parton’s “Marnene” Marni: marnene marnene please don’t take him just because you caaannnn Garret:...
Marni’s World: “Does anyone to be my plus one to this open bar thing?” “I VOLUNTEER, I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!” ——— “Do you know how much cheaper your rent would be if you lived in Queens?” “I CAN’T AFFORD TO THINK LIKE THAT.” —— “I just keep wondering why haven’t I gotten promoted yet,...
Marni’s World: The Four Questions and Answers: Q:Why in all other nights we eat both bread and matzo, but on this night we eat only matzo? A: Because carbs make you fat and swimsuit season is near. Starting tonight, no carbs for you for one whole week and god willing, come summertime, the good people of the Hamptons will not mistake you for a beached whale. Q:That in all other nights we...
Hello, my name is Marni and I have a blogging problem. I have a brand new blog about the world of HIGH FASHUN. You can find it here: http://thisisfashunz.tumblr.com/ It’s okay because now I have one blog about art (http://lepeanutgallery.tumblr.com), one about fashion, and one about my hopes, dreams and cheetos (this one.) I am a triple threat.
Marni’s World: Things I enjoy about going to the gym: -Wearing an outfit with elastic waist pants without shame -Looking like an active young adult -Saying “Oh, I can’t, I have to go the gym!” instead of “I’d rather be dead!” -Feeling superior to people who are not going to the gym -Wearing sneakers with socks poking out while still being socially...
Spring in Your Step
A few weeks ago, it felt like Spring was here. I was wearing dresses without tights, I traded my coats for cardigans, I was drinking ice coffees like nobody’s business. Then all of the sudden, it was winter again. Traumatic indeed. In order to lure Spring back out from wherever she may be hiding, I have created this jaunty playlist. If we listen loudly enough, and dance and dance and...