How It's Made: Cadbury Eggs
Marni’s World: In the British hamlet of Cadbury, there lives an extremely special, extremely expensive breed of chicken. These chickens have been bred to subsist on a diet of chocolate, creme, coca-cola and sunshine. The first thing one notices about these chickens is their iridescent purple plumage. The second thing is that they they are the happiest chickens in the whole world. The...
Marni’s World: “Good Morning,” said Rufus, the bear cub with alcoholic tendencies, as he poured himself an extra large coffee with an extra large shot of Bailey’s. “Did you have a nice hibernation?” I asked, as he put out the bagels. “Oh yes, it was lovely! While you were out in the world, freezing cold, with frostbite, and chilly feet, I was snuggled up...
How It's Made
Marni’s World: Way up north, in the misty highlands of Wafflandia, the wild pancakes roam. They spend their days peacefully; feeding on the wheat grasses in the glens, drinking from the crystal clear lakes and going for jaunty rolls down the hills. In the afternoon, the wild pancakes bask in the sun and frolic in the warm meadows. Often, in a display of courtship, a male pancake will perform...
Featherbottom Part II
Marni’s World Coooocooo, you’re drunk and you’re eating chicken fingers from Gray’s Papaya again! You think no one sees, but I do! Cooocooohooo Cooohoooo, you sound nothing like Adele when you sing in the shower, you’re making me want to cry but for all the wrong reasons, cooohooohoo. Coooocooo, is this the hundredth time you’ve watched the Hunger Games trailer?...