Marni's World

“I used to have dreams about saving the world and like, the elephants. Now I just have dreams of the day I can afford an entire outfit at Madewell.”

-Adelaide

Truth.

Marni’s World:

“It’s a little Anxious,” Piglet said to himself, “to be a Very Small Animal Entirely Surrounded by Water. Christopher Robin and Pooh could escape by Climbing Trees, and Kanga could escape by Jumping, and Rabbit could escape by Burrowing, and Owl could escape by Flying, and Eeyore could escape by - by Making a Loud Noise Until Rescued, and here am I, surrounded by water and I can’t do anything.”

Real World:

Am pretty sure that Manhattan has transformed into the Hundred Acre Wood, because this is the veritable definition of a a Very Blustery Day indeed.

Marni’s World:

Things I wish salads tasted like:

-Chicken Pot Pie
-Mashed Potatoes
-Pasta Carbonara
-Buffalo Wings
-French Fries
-Chocolate Lava Cake

Things I wish counted as exercise:

-Napping
-Power Napping
-Disco Napping
-Watching other people exercise on TV
-Extreme Snuggling

Real World:
January is a tough time. You make all these promises to be healthy in the new year, but then again, it’s winter and it’s cold. And instead of being healthier, you want to go into hibernation sequence by eating loads of carbs and taking loads of naps. It is what my English teacher called an “Internal Struggle.”