Marni’s World: Make way for Prince Ali Say hey! It’s Prince Ali Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar Hey you! Let us through! It’s a bright new star! Oh Come! Be the first on your block to meet his eye! There’s no question this Ali’s alluring Never ordinary, never boring Everything about the man just plain impresses He’s a winner, he’s a whiz,...
Claire: $20 for 6 beers, and BYOfood:) Claire : the BYOF got me Marni: BYOF is so intriguing Marni: So I could bring like a bag of cheetos.. to a bar Marni: and everyone would be like, oh totally normal? Marni: DREAM COME TRUE
Marni’s World: Dear Bed, I’m sorry for leaving you that way this morning. I hope you know I didn’t want to go. The night we spent together was magic, your sweet embrace was a dream come true. But fate is a cruel mistress and I had to leave. My daytime obligations tore us asunder, and turned our happy romance into that of star-crossed lovers. But fret not, dear beddykins, for I...
Rufus is very excited for autumn. Autumn has some of his favorite things; plaid, sweaters, cider, cider doughnuts and butternut squash soup and most importantly, hot toddys. (Rufus would like me to add hot teddys too) Here are some songs to get you and yours ready for fall.
Marni: and I’m like dont take them away from me, they’re all I have in this crazy, mixed up world Marni: If not for them, then what? …Bet you didn’t realize I was talking about cheese fries. Unless you know me, because then it was probably the first thing you thought of.
Marni’s World: Hello and Welcome to the Willamsburg Recreational Soccer League! Before we dive in, there are a few important things to know: Uniforms: We will be wearing American Apparel 50/50 Deep V Tees in XXS. Please do your best to find a tee bought before 2005 so it will have indie cred. Wire frame glasses are also mandatory to protect your eyes from flying objects and overrated street...
Nick: I really should contact my IT department and have them pull my history Nick: and see how many times the word “Beyonce” is in the URL
Marni’s World: I am a Jabberwock,my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch! Real World: Eating Bugles off my fingers and pretending they are talons. Just another Wednesday.
Marni’s World: One minute after yoga- I am so zen. I’m at one with the world and all is fine. Oh hello little rat rustling through garbage, how are you this evening? Don’t you know that we are all made of stardust? You didn’t? Well now you do! I hope you use all your senses to fully enjoy the bounty of the trash can and to acknowledge all the devine forces that...
No unloving words were ever spoken, and everything was held up as another small...– Everything is Illuminated
Marni’s World: Blanket Burrito A recipe by Chef Marni Ingredients: 1 Fitted Jersey Sheet 1 Top Jersey Sheet 4-4 Pillows (Soft) 1-2 Down Comforters Layer ingredients to your choosing, with pillows ergonomically placed by one’s head, between one’s knees and in the little spoon grabbing position. Then curl up in the fetal position and roll, making sure to have the grip of death on...
Nick: when do you think you’ll be back from the gym? Me: probably 730/8..and we can either go to drinks when I’m smelly or after I shower Me: YOUR CHOICE Me: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
Marni’s World: 9:37am @CoffeeMCHN Morning tweeps, the best part of waking up is some barely palatable coffee in your cup! #Fauxlgers 9:40am @CoffeeMCHN Oh boohoo, you burned yourself. What did you think I was an ice coffee machine? 9:41am: @CoffeeMCHN RT if you agree #CautionThisBeverageMachineisExtremelyHot 10:05am @CoffeeMCHN Do you know what blue tie man? I bet you’ve never even...
Marni’s World: In the long shadow of summer, there lies a night where the veil between the dead and the living is lifted. Skeletons rise from the dark and dance to the dizzying beat of the dance macabre with mere mortals. Sparkling jewels, and the finest robes are splayed out for the taking, and in the resulting crush, souls are torn asunder, lost for breath, fingers still clutched...
Marni’s World: I am just so unmotivated to go to the gym these days, I need there to be a carrot on a string in front of my face. Real World: And by carrot, I mean Cheeto. I guess that’s part of the problem.
Marni: I saw a mouse on the sidewalk by my apt yesterday Claire : NOO Claire: Marni nooo Marni: It was teeny tiny Marni: and outside Marni: it was an outdoor mouse Marni: and it had a teeny tiny pair of chuck taylors on and a teeny little striped sweater. He said his name was Stuart Little and that he was on his way to volunteer! I find personification makes everything less scary. Oh whats...