Marni’s World: I am going to write the best, funniest post and it’ll star Rufus, the alcoholic bear cub, and Roscoe, the food delivery Saint Bernard, and the rest of the crew. There will be princesses and cabernet sauvignon, and cheetos. And it will be so freaking witty and at the end they’ll be a song that perfectly sums up the theme. The moral of the story will be something...
Christmas Time in the City
Cookies: Marni’s World: I will make sugar cookies and gingerbread men from scratch and they will be flawlessly decorated with rainbow icing, sprinkles and love. Real World: Icing is $7 a pop? Are you serious? Am only buying two colors…I do not have time to make these puppies from scratch..vanilla extract is HOW much?? Fine, I’ll just buy the pre-made pillsbury dough…take cookies out...
Marni’s World: I am starting a company that makes organic, free range, locally sourced bacon. Our farm will be just outside the city and our pigs will be very carefully raised on a diet of kosher (organic) pickles, sweet potatoes and hugs. They will play badminton or hide and seek at least once a day, get to roll in mud from the Dead Sea and will be each given an ol’ timey...
Marni: My eye is twitching today..thought i’d share Claire: I hate that Claire: Also that’s weird bc some girl posted on facebook about that and someone told her to pull on her eyelids..try it. Marni: It worked! Wow, finally just understood the value of social media.
My very beautiful and very demented friends, Christina and Adelaide went through the trouble of making me a mix cd for my birthday. (http://grooveshark.com/#/playlist/MARNI+YOU+RE+24+HOLLA+/64171482) The songs range from Edith Piaf’s “Paris” to Lil Mama’s “Lip Gloss” and hit up some early 00’s classics such as Simple Plan and Sum 41. Christina: We just...