November 2011
18 posts
Nov 30th
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Healthy Choice
Marni’s World: Guys! I bought vitamins today! Yep, a whole big jar packed full of vitamins A, B, D, E, Zinc, Folic Acid, and other healthy junk! This is just the start of my new healthy life style. I’m going to start taking the stairs instead of the elevator, and saying “no” to carbohydrates. I’ll run to work, only have wine on the weekends, and I’ll do yoga....
Nov 30th
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Muppet Sighting
Marni: I saw the Muppets yesterday Christina: OMG what? Christina: Where? Marni: …like the movie Marni: Not in real life! I didn’t bump into Miss Piggy in the elevator.. If I did, that probably means I had a small stroke Marni: You’ll never guess who I ran into at Starbucks! Fozzie Bear. Yep, he was ordering a frappucinno.
Nov 30th
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Noah Idea
Marni’s World: As it looks like the entire earth will soon be underwater in the nuclear summer of the future, I have created a handy Be Your Own Noah Checklist so that you and yours will be safe and happy come flood time. 1. Build an ark yacht 2. Fill the yacht with two of the following creatures:     -Labradoodles     -Koala Bears     -Pigs     -Chickens     -George Clooneys    ...
Nov 28th
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“Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about...”
– J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
Nov 28th
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Thanksgiving
Marni’s World: Many, many years ago, in a land far away, there lived a group of people who were a bit odd. These people preferred synthetic orange cheese to the real thing, they liked their pants to have elastic waistbands and agreed amongst themselves that sneakers were the best footwear for any occasion. These people were loud, they were large, and they felt a bit out of place in their...
Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Real Life
Lindsay: Especially now that I’m in legal profession and this professor’s telling me I can’t borrow money from clients or sleep with them..like whats the point of being a lawyer? Marni: That’s not what I saw on Ally McBeal Lindsay: OR the good wife Lindsay: So like, I was really mislead into the legal profession Marni: Sort of like me and fashion where I thought I’d...
Nov 21st
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Nov 18th
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Nov 16th
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Motto
Marni’s World: I have been reading the Game of Thrones books and I really like how all the houses have mottoes like “Winter is Coming” or “Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken.” I have decided to come up with a few ideas for mottoes for the illustrious house of Marni’s World. -Spice Up Your Life -Livin’ La Vida Loca -Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls -C’est la...
Nov 16th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 3rd
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Dana:Hagrid is looking a little small in that photo Marni: yeah…he is Marni: he had to fit Dana: I understand Dana: Same thing happened to me, I had to ask him to crouch down real low so my mom could get the shot
Nov 3rd
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Marni: So what delicious thing are we making for dinner? Nick: I  think some sort of cheesy carb with sauce that we bake You know how they say every person is in your life for a reason? It’s so, so true.
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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