Marni’s World: I will be able to see the Village Halloween Parade from my apartment! How lovely that will be, just coming home from a long day of work and being cheered by the revelry and festive good cheer that one can only truly experience in a city such as New York. Real World: What. the. eff. Did it really take me 30 minutes to exit the subway? I just want to go home. Who are all...
Real World: October 29, snow, sleet and wind. Marni’s World: Brace yourselves, winter is coming.
Marni: You guys should just get tons of candy and watch scary movies Marni: …and by scary, I mean Hocus Pocus Nick: YES and Are You Afraid of the Dark? Nick: and one of the Republican debates Nick: spoookyyyy
For her I changed pebbles into diamonds, shoes into mirrors, I changed glass...– ― Nicole Krauss, The History of Love
Marni’s World: Marni was born in the year of the rabbit, which explains not only her extreme cuteness, but also her penchant for hip hop and magic tricks. The youngest person ever to time travel, she succeeded in changing the course of history so that mankind would not be ruled by robots. For her efforts, she was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Her subsequent book, “My Pet Dinosaur; How...
Christina: What if someone like casually stepped up behind you, and just watched as you made a portrait of yourself flying a unicorn to saturn? Marni: They’d be like there’s marni.. Marni: ..drawing a unicorn Marni: ..in space Marni: ..AGAIN.
Marni’s World: Hey there, New York! Today’s forecast calls for highs in the low seventies to lows in the high fifties. Strong chance of thunderstorms this afternoon, tapering off to a windy downpour for the rest of the evening. Due to this severe weather, we are putting all of mid to lower Manhattan on a HIGH SNUGGIE ALERT. Folks, please try to stay indoors with flannel and avoid...
Marni’s World: Rider for Miss Marnoncye Miss Marnoncye (M) agrees to perform 10-12 songs of her choosing at the Bowery Ballroom if the following conditions are met: 1. One barrel of cheez-balls, one large bowl of Sour Patch Kids™, one gallon of Stumptown Ice Coffee, and one cheese plate with 3-4 assorted cheeses from Murray’s Cheese must be present in the green room. 2. Green room...
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an...– G. K. Chesterton
Marni’s World: “Halloween isn’t just one day, it’s a whole month, it’s a state of mind, it’s an attitude.” said Rufus, the bear cub with alcoholic tendencies. “Well,” I said, “you do have a point.” “So you’ll have some more pumpkin beer?” “Fine, but why do we have to wear witch hats?” “When...
Real World: Places I would like to live- 1. Hogwarts 2. Hundred Acre Wood 3.Stars Hollow 4. Where the Wild Things Are 5. Neverland 6. Wonderland 7. Atlantis 8. Giant Peach 9. Sesame Street 10. Kings Landing Marni’s World: Places, where for some reason, there are no real estate listings. Um hello, why are there no resources for those of us who would like a nice 1BR with a view of Hogsmeade?...